Odd News at Pink Toad

Cows Can Now Booty Call Their Farmers

Farming cows is a thankless task; keeping track of their fertility sounds funny, but it's what keeps meat in your burger and milk on your cereal.
2012-02-22 12:50:12

Bridge Too F-aaahhh

A driver and her two passengers astonished rescuers when they survived after plunging 40ft off an unfinished bridge workers had forgotten to seal off from traffic.
2012-02-22 10:50:26

Boxing beauty working for pageant crown and Golden Glove

I'm not a state queen, I'm not Miss America. I mean, if I have a black eye, that's who I am. The judges decided to make me Miss Murray for a reason, and I'm not going to hurry up and change who I am so I can put a crown on my head.–Mallory Rogers, Miss Murray 2012
2012-02-22 10:40:49

Two Winners Watch 86 Hours of 'Simpsons' in Marathon

You may be a big fan of "The Simpsons," but you are not the biggest unless your name is Jeremiah Franco or Carin Shreve.The two Californians set a Guinness World record for continuous television viewing by watching consecutive episodes of "The Simpsons" for 86 hours and 37 minu …
2012-02-22 09:50:57

Crocodile Bites Off Part Of Elderly Man's Testicles In Zimbabwe; Jonah Maturure Survives Attack

A 70-year-old man from Zimbabwe narrowly escaped a crocodile attack as he crossed the Chivake River with his pants off -- but he lost part of his testicles and suffered a few broken bones in the melee.Jonah Maturure told the Sunday News that he'd taken off his trousers and put  …
2012-02-22 09:27:21

Bisexual boar 'head over squeals' for breeding bull

A farm in southern Sweden has become the venue for a rather unusual tale of unrequited love, after a boar developed strong sexual desires for the breeding bull.
2012-02-22 09:26:31

Ryan Marquiss, Pennsylvania Boy, Survives With Heart Outside Body

A Pennsylvania boy has survived after being born with a condition that caused half of his heart to be formed outside his body.Ryan Marquiss' heart was protruding out of his chest cavity and covered only by a thin membrane, a condition known as ectopia cordis, the Daily Mail rep …
2012-02-22 09:09:22

Man 'stomped on girlfriend's breast implant until it exploded during domestic dispute' | Mail Online

A woman punched and stomped on by her boyfriend was beaten so severely one of her breast implants exploded police say.Samuel Cole, 60, was arrested by police in Ohio after he drove his unidentified girlfriend to a Cincinnati hospital for treatment following the attack on Sunday …
2012-02-22 08:53:52

Fetus Found in Sewer Pipe: Cops | NBC 10 Philadelphia

Police say contractors were working on a clogged toilet in the basement of the home when they found what appeared to be a human fetus in the sewer pipe.Police currently don't know the exact age of the fetus though they say it appeared to be three to four-months-old.
2012-02-22 08:28:00

How important is Experience in the scheme of life? (Poll)

Jamie Wallace, a 19-year-old Seattle University student, speaking about why he was supporting Barack Obama in the last election, wrapped it up in one sentence: "Sometimes experience is not what you need.
2012-02-22 07:36:14

Ohio church offers drive-thru for Ash Wednesday

An Ohio church is offering a drive-thru Ash Wednesday blessing for parishioners who might be pressed for time.
2012-02-22 07:20:36

Denny's Waitress Claims Manager Told Her to Pray Away Sexual Harassment

As the comments continued, Cachu became more distressed, even threatening to report him to the higher-ups at Denny's.
2012-02-22 06:29:46

Dog swallows wedge of cheese, knife

ROSLINDALE, Mass. (WHDH) -- A 118-pound Bull Mastiff from Roslindale had to have a knife removed from her stomach.
2012-02-22 05:40:48

'Mademoiselle' banned on official French forms

French feminists have scored a major victory in their fight to have the term "mademoiselle" outlawed as sexist after the prime minister's office issued a decree banning it in official forms. Ministers and other regional state prefects have been asked to ensure that the words " …
2012-02-22 03:42:24

First Man of Finland caught gawping at Danish princess's breasts

The husband of Finland's president was caught on camera casting an admiring glance at the cleavage of Princess Mary of Denmark.
2012-02-22 03:39:50